My body is ravaged with plague. This vile infestation has made its insidious way through several of the places I frequent. Finally, with a fury that will not be forestalled, it has lain me low.
Drama aside, I’m sick. I stayed home from work yesterday, hoping that a full day of sleep might help, but I’m still sick today. For some reason – probably my accursed optimism – I’m at work today, doing my best to trudge through the tasks laid before me. Hopefully, nobody will spring some brand new, must-complete-now surprise on me today. Sweet merciful gods, let there be peace.
Just before my lucidity gave way to illness, I installed
City of Villains. Please note that I did not say I
played City of Villains. Installing the software became as onerous and time-consuming a task as any I’ve been presented in attempting to play a game. Indeed, I think that the game’s installation may have been a clever extension of the theme of the game itself. Perhaps the designers so wanted to convey the villainy that their product represents that they decided to instill evil into the very installation process. Or, perhaps the designers are of a much more righteous bent and decided that the player needed to be punished
beforehand for the evil thaty they would inevitably perform in the game. Whatever the reason, the end result was that it took several hours to install the game. Afterwards, there was very little opportunity to play before going to bed.
In the midst of my sickness, I decided to try to entertain myself into health. So, I logged into City of Villains and created a being known as Radioite. As is often the case these days, Radioite derives his powers from the miracles of radioactivity. Using armor inspired by insects – which seem able to withstand remarkable levels of radioactivity – Radioite purposefully exposed himself to the forces which he now controls, bringing himself great destructive power and resiliency.
Just after his creation, I once again submitted to the will of the plague and returned to bed.
A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses. -- Hippocrates